after she approached his white Chevy Tahoe and castigated him for losing the heavyweight championship to John Cena. With spit dripping down her face, the woman started hitting him

@Gourmet Spud: +1 dozen

Wait a minute - there's no "R" in "douche".

The arrests and the trials and Skip Bayless editorials all seem pretty worthless at this point.

@Rick_James_Crack_Pipe: I'm going with a Sigma Chi at UGA.

Cal Ripken Jr. Gets Nailed To Wall

Dave Navarro just hasn't been the same since he and Carmen divorced.

This reminds me - Youth and Young Manhood is a fucking great album.

@ClueHeywood: Good lord. +1

but upon further review the folks Down Under probably should have waited until what ever month their fall happens

This is much more exhilirating - and much less depressing - than the "Please Stand Clear of Travis Roy" video.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

@J-No: The only black people in Minnesota are Prince and Kirby Puckett.

They love him like a fat kid loves cake. Amirite?

If Only He'd Had The Camouflage Net Pads

@Shakey: I think the kid got lost on his way to "yet another Dave Matthews Band Cover Band" tryouts.

Despite all of this adulation, the team will face some form of punishment when they are inevitably handed an ESPY previously awarded to Jason McElwaine.

@Babcocksure: With blogs! With videos! And with hard-hitting opinions!!!!!!!!

@Gourmet Spud: +1

I don't know why Moses picked this weekend in Yokohama as the time and place to unveil his new Roger Ebert impression.