I can only assume that soccer goalies have been doing this for years.

Wait a minute - this means that Chris Mortensen's report was incorrect. That can't be.

a combination of "hockey, downhill skiing and bordercross"

He said this guy's been "motherfucking on the radio" for years.

No Wendi Nix? Her oddly-spelled name alone practially says, "has danced on a pole."

This group can't catch a break - two gunshot wounds and a Toomer!

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: What, you didn't like the quoting of the six-year-old 50 Cent song and his other faux-gangsta references?

@Back to Azian Zero: Wow, +1

@Athens_Grease: "Killing Me Softly", you fucking idiot.

I can't wait to hear his review of Chris Benoit's cover of "Killing Them Softly"

But props to Miss Carey for showing up to this one; she's a faithful FAU alum if there ever was one.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Was this at UGA's library? Have they still not blocked those black hardcore sites?

Damn - the last time I asked a girl if she would like my meat on her tits, she called HR on me.

Um, not only does he look white, but I don't think it's very cool to call someone a "brown footballer".

@Kid Canada: I have zero allegiance to the Raptors (or the Nets, for that matter), but I think that what Alonzo did makes him a first-rate cocksucker.

@One Sack, Two Sack: I don't think they Evert will.

@Adonis: You lose a fight to random guy kicking you at a tennis match? Then you must be trying to lose the fight.

@CanHeHackett: This punishment was quite the Jagged Little Pill.

@HockeyMountain: +1 Well done.

@Mike_Oxenfudge: +1