I want you to stick the knife in, turn it and draw blood

@Sarcastro: Well, yeah - that's obvious.

@BelichickSpiesOnYou: It's like "Philadelphians throw batteries", "Bostonians are racist", "Southerners fuck their cousins", etc.

Fat steelworkers rejoice.

Is that a Koy Detmer jersey?

This is much less accurate than the time they showed a picture of Tone Loc in Khalid El-Amin's place before a UConn basketball game.

But...but...just think of how cute it would've been if Favre could toss him the ball, only to see it bounce off of Cowher and fall to the ground as the rest of the pregame crew feigned laughter!

@Weed Against Speed:

@Juancho: (raises hand, frowns)

Just as relevant to a sporting event as the "Kid Rock - 69" hockey jerseys I've seen worn by assorted rednecks over the last decade.

They knew that Jesus didn't tap because they saw it first hand.

@Matt_T: Yes, Joe "I feel more comfortable with him in the game than I do with Stafford" Cox.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Yeah, I can't blame him either (even though I think he could use another year of improvement).

@Torgo's Executive Powder: It will almost certainly be Joe Cox (senior, former Elite 11 QB in high school). And in 2009, it will probably be Gray or Aaron Murray.

@2ndBase: He was redshirted in '06.

But the Lions will have one heck of an offensive core to build around. Figure they'll draft a franchise QB, Oregon's Joey Harrington at the #3 spot, and he can throw the ball to the likes of Az Hakim and Bill Schroeder, two very productive wide receivers with their former teams.

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: Yeah, I'm not sure why people mind so much either; the Yankees probably still won't make the playoffs, and we get to continue making fun of them.

I ridicule Birmingham as much as any literate, forward-thinking person should, but to be fair, Detroit continues to host a bowl game every year.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: ...and Scott Boras laughing hysterically every time he's reminded of the contract he got Andruw.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: The gold standard for premature celebrations.