This must be part of the Dolphins' new "Wild Bong" formation.

Lance Armstrong to become a father again. So I guess it still works.

@Return_of_ClintonPortishead: You mean he's not the "cop"?

@HoFer Art Monk!: I thought it was sort of cool that he proposed to one of the Hogettes during a game.

Even Jon Kitna thinks this team is a goddamn joke.

@Stev D: Wow. +infinity

Apparently NASCAR sued Grant for defamation for making the public think blacks were welcome around their sport.

@Weed Against Speed: Fred Schneider has a cock?

Too bad bloggers have given the illusion that I traded this guy for Randy Foye.

These conspiracy theory e-mails are getting a little long in the tooth.

Oh, fuck - I've gotta get back to work. My boss just walked Joe Horn down the hall to show me that I can be replaced.

The Angels want closer Brian Fuentes, but only only if they lose Teixeira.

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: @NonBojangler: Please excuse the stupidity of that comment.

"When 'Pink Sox' Go Too Far"

Strengths: Heart, determination, will to win, religious zealotry, circumcisions, Erin Andrews' phone number

About this time of year everyone complains about the BCS but no one ever comes up with a solution that actually makes sense to end the BCS. And this "solution" is no different.

@Brazil Thrill: + 1 million

@Weed Against Speed: I'm the Stephon Marbury of getting paid to do nothing all day.

Gordon said Sampson "tried to stop it," but the coach "was just so focused on not giving a shit."

Tank top, necklace, backwards visor....so Hasselhoff is a Gators fan?