@GloadToPerdition: Then throws the letter in the wrong direction.

@MikeStantonWalkOffBalk: Lacks sanity, perhaps - but at least he was once good at his profession.

He's a mustache away from being Romeo Crennel. Well, a mustache plus complete and utter incompetence.

@Artie Fufkin: So Connect Four is Auburn bars' version of chess or backgammon?

@Weed Against Speed: General Lee speaking, I would too.

@Mean_Old_Frisco: Accidentally blasting a hole through the bottom of the boat, however, would have presented some problems.

I'm sure that because Mayne said it really slowly and dryly, the delivery was fucking HILARIOUS.

@WanderingBear: +1

"He called me a name but it wasn't a profanity."

If given the chance with Kendra, I, like Andy Reid last night, would have an equally messy, embarrassing two-minute drill.

Rick Mahler's autograph.

Wasn't that couch a character on Pee-Wee's Playhouse?

Lou Dobbs doesn't care that Barea does a job that American guards just won't do.

@Doyle McPoyle: "I've always wanted to say this - FOR SHIZZLE"

Not to be outdone, Derrick Brooks went out and got Parkinson's.

"Featuring free tickets to the first 500 fans wearing dead animals on their heads"

Rule one: Don't f— with a Florida n—-.

Then someone yelled, "No, you stop it!", then they giggled and began tickling each other.

@StanGable: +1

"After reviewing the film, I see that I no longer am co-owner of a team that is active in the Arena Football League."