@ReturnofClintonPortishead: This video has become quite the commode-ity

Please, for the love of God, do not poke him.

Collins has already been busted for DUI's and used racial slurs, so it seems like he's a perfect fit for the country music scene.

I'm sure Manny will be open to the prospect of signing with Washington, as he's said he likes playing on the West Coast.

@Sandburgh: Well done.

@David Hume: They managed to get: "I'll look you in the eye while thinking about the buttfucking I gave your son"

@Weed Against Speed: Even douchier: in the Carolinas, people will tell you they got their undergraduate degrees at "PC", then look at you like you're the crazy one when you say, "Oh, you went to Providence College? Cool."

A man named Charlie Engle ran across the Sahara Desert to raise awareness of people who die from dehydration while running marathons in 120-degree heat.

@Kid Canada:

He should've just stuffed the loot in his cheeks.

@Doyle McPoyle: +1 Outstanding

Golf cart accidents in Peachtree City? This is really just par for the course.

His legendary Game Seven showdown against Wade will be talked about for ages.

Why isn't anyone gibbon ABC a harder time about this?

But was he getting his Goose on?

@Mr. Pennsylvania: Now I'm sure there's an LSU redneck somewhere putting together his

Is this another Pros Versus Joes "making it rain" competition?

@Sports-Pun: He definitely breaks a lot of stories.

The makers of Weis's pants were also at a schematic disadvantage in their efforts to control his FUPA.

"That's bloody fooking awful.