But this isn't as bad as it sounds. The elections have been over for almost a week and the Southerners are still pretending to burn white people. Our country has come so far...

Vandy's favored by 24?! Holy shit!

@Sports-Pun: +1

This guy is just an all-around class act:

@Azian Zero: I'd say he's more "Past"

@Juancho: I just called my dad and he said he did too....but only after telling me that he thought Brian Scalabrine "was killing us out there".

This is so like that one time that one guy on "The Wire" said that thing to the other guy on "The Wire"

@Yostal: I have now reached that state.

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: Education is important in Georgia. I believe we're 46th in the nation.

@Gary: The fact that Myers was packing heat made the dare that much more serious.

The lesson here? The word "fucking" makes anything at least 50X funnier.

I'd endanger that species.

the Clarke County (Ga.) School District - which includes Athens, home of the University of Georgia - decided to cancel school altogether

You're like a child who wanders into a conversation then drops dead of a heart attack.

"I am the walrus?"

@Steve_U: +1

"Last Summer I Know What You Did" - dyslexicmoviefan

"Last night Whitney did exactly what Sean Avery did all last summer." - wewatchhillsdoyou

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Reading your speculation at the exact moment that the hottest girl in my entire building walked up to my desk was the perfect recipe for getting me fired.

"My dad wanted me to ask you what type of underwear you're wearing."