How the hell have two different women married Rick Reilly?

@TracyHamandEggs!: Holy shit.

@Shakεy: Collins must have mistaken the playing field for a beer- and puke-filled sidewalk.

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: What is not a turn-on but is very funny: seeing nearly everyone in this city - from welders to bankers - wearing Titans jerseys to work today. Tonight will absolutely shatter the record for "most people in one place wearing the jersey of a backup quarterback".

@IsThisYourHomeworkLarry?: That's right - I forgot about the Seahawks' whole "openly circumventing the Rooney Rule" thing. I just remembered Mora publicly campaigning for the U-Dub job while he was still employed by the Falcons; I had always thought it was a foregone conclusion.

You know it's bad when the inevitable hiring of Jim Mora, Jr. is viewed as a major step up.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I guess now would be a bad time to admit that I like "How I Met Your Mother"

@NoBackhands: Wait - are you...? Did you....?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: That's an improvement over his usual prediction before every single game that "this one is going to come down to which quarterback can have the biggest game and make the fewest mistakes." Thanks for the analysis, Kirk.

USC survives against Arizona. You have no idea what happened in this game and neither do I. The game kicked off at 10:15 eastern.

One of the announcers then said, "Of course, he (Spurrier) also coached Tim Tebow." Seriously, they said this.

It would've been better if it was more of a "hammering" action. - Matt Stairs

@Big Jim Slade: Mike Singletary went on a vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were just called "Islands".

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: You're the only one predicting anything. I'm merely saying that Urban Meyer is a douche; nothing will change that.

@Matt_T: I would point out the hypocrisy in Meyer's ways if I knew what the hell "class" was supposed to mean in terms of coaching a football team.

"Hey, guys, DO NOT talk about Georgia or last year's game. I repeat: DO NOT talk about Georgia or last year's game"

What, no "Haha, look - someone is choking me!" picture from Reilly?

Who knew Furman Bisher knew how to operate a computer, much less have a blog?

Man, Clay has really let himself go.

@Jefferson Short Bus: +1