You sure Trig wasn't the one interviewed?

I can't wait to read Furman Bisher's article about this guy in tomorrow's AJC.

@Matt Sussman: +1

Oh, so this is who John McCain was talking about when he said Ken Mink was his favorite basketball player.

@FirstDerivative: Fuck.

robbing two members of the Cal crew team

I will challenge you to your very core.

I DON'T want it that way.

One of the Hatfields must've gotten to this post.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: Yours was better, seeing as you actually made a joke and I did not.

said he felt like he was being treated like a "piece of meat,"

Maybe he was just auditioning for that new FOX show, "Fat Rednecks Say the Darnedest Things!"

Oh, and welcome back, "About Last Night"! You've been missed.

This douche was featured in The Sporting News a few weeks ago, along with other NFL "superfans", discussing what made him so special.

Good night, DUAN - domestic duties are calling....

@raymondjames: That sounds like a good reason. And good luck to your team going forward; I think I speak for most people when I say that I was pulling for the Rays, if for no other reason than to not see pink Sox hats on TV again until April.

So, regarding the original DUAN topic, who does everyone think will actually win the World Series?

@Rock You Like An Iracane: @I Party With Smoot: This really is a slow sports night.

@The Fake Gimel Martinez: Wow - I was kidding about actually knowing what's going on in that game, but this new broadcasting plan of theirs certainly makes things more interesting.

Evening, DUAN.