Everything's fucking crazier in Texas.

"If you played for the Red Sox, you wouldn't be sitting here!"

Dude, Joe the Plumber is biting his fingernails....and he's a plumber. Nasty.

If the QB had been Steve Taneyhill, the ref could've just pulled him down by the hair.

@Matt Sussman: It was okay, but it wasn't all that.

Kelly Clarkson?

What a pussy.

@Magnakai Haaskivi: What you missed while not paying attention to a single second of the Monday Night Football game

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: I'm sure he's really Eagle to get back on the field.

89-year-old woman arrested

Matt Stafford's decision on whether or not to go pro hinges on these girls' decisions on where they're going to college.

And he's The Good One.

andrew (new york): "Hey Will, how come you don't have a blog anymore?" (WILL LEITCH 1:01 EST) "Do I look like Andrew Sullivan? =) ha....okay, back to lying on my cat piss-soaked bed"

The only fair way to settle this? An on-air upskirt-off.

@Matt_T: I assume that the perception of Georgia's "ugly" victories must be the only thing causing people to vote the 'Dawgs behind teams (cough, Florida and USC, cough) who have lost to teams that are inferior to Alabama.

FUCK THE REPUBLICANS! COCK!!!

Awful story. Best wishes, Kenny.

@shea_guevara: To be fair, everyone else in the stadium was wearing Red Sox gear.

I would've thought that his stinky effort would be attributed more to several long nights of

Hopefully the next occurence of such a slip-up does not answer the question, "Pam Ward: boxers or briefs?"