Sooo, the word "boobies" is inappropriate on the school's Breast Cancer Awareness Day?? What the actual fuck...

Also TPing. And the lesser-known art of forking, in which one sticks dozens of forks in someone's yard.

This is a lost art. Somebody think of the kids, and teach them about the flaming bag of shit.

And then I hope it rains, so the toilet paper gets all crumbly and impossible to remove without a squeegee.

Enjoy, bitch!

Pointless. Obesity is an epidemic and the cause is ingrained in the foundation of our country.

I sense an eggin' comin'.

Is it me or are we seeing a LOT of privileged, white, pretty, blond girls going absolutely INSANE this Halloween with the black/brown face and getting REAL huffy when called out on it? I'm getting the distinct impression they feel entitled to do whatever they want due to aforementioned blond whiteness. It's giving me…

Never, whore.

It couldn't be a racist costume because it was based on a Disney cartoon, also there was the option in a store. If it was racist, that would mean the Disney cartoon and the store are racist, which certainly could never be a possibility.

I always roll my eyes with amusement at "sexy" Halloween costumes, but I confess I've been completely won over by Sexy Edgar Allan Poe:

I guess it's going to be a chilly Halloween.

I don't think they will go down that road. To start, the UI is so much better and less complicated and the brand is strong. Despite people saying that the people making Etsy money are the mass-producers, I happen to think that's not true. A lot of very strong artists and brands also sell on Etsy because the store…

Lauren Bacall woudl be far more distracting :-)

They're evading the real question, which is: How much are they willing to pay me to attend?

In other words, their advice is: 1. Have money. 2. Don't not have money. 3. Be attractive. 4. Don't be unattractive.

I was thinking of that. exact outfit. Thank you for posting.

Its cum right? Thats what its supposed to be? Cum?