I guess? Sort of? (2)

like, one second on Google.

I guess? Sort of? (1)

"distorted view of masculinity"?!?! What is an appropriate view of masculinity, then? That it's okay for men to have sex with someone without their consent? That coercion and masculinity are synonymous? F*ck that sh*t. F*ck all of that sh*t.

Can we please update our sexist references? Geez, it's like they're all 80 year old dudes there.

We invite you to sit back and enjoy the game on your personal flat screen television, while one of our lovely nail technicians rubs the knots, cramps, and calluses from your hardworking feet and hands.

"Don't Giggle" "Don't squirm"

I'm a lady. I'm a lawyer. I'm currently rocking Leopard print pumps.

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl tee hee.

OMG! I've had too much coffee!

I'm mostly interested in when he saw LeBron James' penis. That's got to be an interesting story.

I once went out with a guy here, and we were discussing Lolita because I mentioned it's one of my favorite books. And he told me at one point that he understood how guys might "misinterpret" the behavior of young children as flirting because, for example, his friend's 6 year old daughter kept sitting on his lap when…

I aspire to be just like Kate Bosworth. But only in the "Got to have all the sex with Alexander Skarsgard" way.

Thank you, Dodai.

I loved it when we were supposed to care about her wedding in both Vogue and Martha Stewart Weddings.

How can anyone seriously write the phrase "98 Key Pieces"

Her photo is on the dictionary right next to "basic bitch".

Tell us how you really feel, Dodai! No but seriously, I did get a chuckle out of that headline.