I've seen that display first-hand, and I can tell you without hesitation that it is disgusting. Vile. Far below even the lowest standards of decency.

I mean, the fake blood contains corn syrup, the surgical tubing is *not* recyclable, and the pumpkins aren't even artisanally-grown!

Unfit for Brooklyn indeed.

Noooo my Puritan feelings!

Hooray for Team Masturbation!

I think that part of the reason why the Western media is criticizing Japan for low birthrates by speculating on their sex lives, but not places like Italy or Spain, is because the media views Asian men as sexless / asexual while the Guardian views countries with white people as 'normal'. An oft-repeated theme in the…

As someone who travels around a lot I find it's the USA that has the weirdest attitude towards sex, [ahem]

Brian, I applaud your skewering that mess of an article, but I think you're slightly remiss not discussing the high rate of sexless marriages here.

Actually, the whole premise that dark-skinned people don't have blonde hair is false, because blonde hair isn't exclusive to white people. People in Melanesia have evolved their own blondeness gene that is completely separate from the White European mutation. So she could potentially have naturally blonde hair without…

Bet they never said platinum-blonde naturally-brunette white girls had to stop dying their hair.

In the documentary Girl Model it becomes clear very quickly that a huge part of the reason they hire young models is because they are easier to manipulate and easier not to pay

Emphasis mine: "In some cases, designers would also be required to provide tutors, trust accounts and chaperones when using models under 18."

This is giving me a case of the Olds.

Indeed. My son's High School team/mascot is/are "The Rough Riders". On shorts in the grocery. Rough Riders. ON THE BUTT. :-p

The existence of cheap trend stores like H&M and Forever 21 is a good point to make. Could it also be that the fashion these days has just changed? Ripped jeans and preppy sweaters (ala Abercrombie & Fitch) and pastel sweatsuits (ala PINK) aren't the style anymore. Maybe if they had more hipster-inspired clothes (like…

unless they start making sport shorts with "eat shit and die" across the ass, I don't want none of it.

Here's hoping that the "text across the ass" trend in general dies the same death as Juicy Couture.

"Godleigh Womanhood" is a new character on Downton Abbey. He's a teetotaling missionary with a pince-nez.

Featuring some of your favorite flavors, including:

Silly, that's only for the men.

HAIL SATAN AND HIS BOUNTY OF LESBIAN COOKIES.

I thought America was the land of individualism.