"We were disappointed that they didn't really do the job. They didn't really collect the evidence, and they didn't seem to care from the beginning. Anything above that would just be extra."

I feel like the entreaty to break out the, quote, "big, big, big, big, big, big balloons" may in fact be a reference to condoms? #cautiousoptimism

I'd argue there's nothing subtle about this:

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock

[Verse 1:]
Word on the street, you got somethin' to show me, me
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
…

At this point, I've come to the conclusion that there are only 3 toys out there worth their price tag:

Can we talk for a second about why unemployed boyfriends are unwilling to take temporary, low wage and/or unrelated to their specialty jobs? I have always been of the mindset that you have to have a job, any job, unless you're in school, so while I was looking for a professional job related to my degree, I worked in…

61 percent of unmarried men and 49 percent of unmarried women ages 18-34 weren’t in any kind of romantic relationship

Yeah, Japan's low sex-per-capita and birth-per-capita rate has been a "problem" for several years now. I've seen it variously blamed on: young men obsessing over the idealized babes of anime and video games, to the point where they have no interest in flesh-and-blood women; rigid etiquette rules and a heavy emphasis…

Dramatic recreation:

She has that perfect "this angle ethereal loveliness this angle DEATH" that made her perfect for the role.

Absolutely yes to the original.

Hey Dude mention, represent!!!!

Hey, Lindy - Did you read the interview with PJ Soles in yesterday's "Vulture"? She really gives some interesting details about how DePalma approached the film, what kind of a director he was, and how everyone was cast. You hit the nail right on the head when you wrote: "The high school girls in DePalma's film are…

I have a friend who was never taught to cook, do laundry, or clean. This was because, as he was told by his parents as a child, "When you graduate college, you'll be able to hire people to do those things for you."

YES I WATCHED REIGN, AND I AM OBSESSED WITH IT. The best part by far is how everyone was wearing a tube top.

OMG CALLIE DID YOU WATCH REIGN LAST NIGHT??

Ooh I am second-generation Chinese, and I think it's the same for us as well. As far as I can tell, women keep their maiden names on official documents, but are addressed as "Mrs. Husband" informally/in social settings. (Chinese names are also weird to change because they are supposed to have certain numbers of brush…

When my husband and I decided to get married, I was like, "Look, I'll change my last name - but only if we both change our names to something bad-ass." He was totally game and today we share the last name of "Rocket", based on a shared love of space and also because "Rocket" just sounds awesome. (Or, at least, it…

Okay, but what if you asked the dudes if they would take the potential mate's last name if it were:

My wife is Korean and by tradition the wife keeps her maiden name. Who am I to fuck with that?

It was seriously hard to brush that one off. I just replied, "We're doing fine, thanks." It wasn't until she started gossiping about me to my co-workers that I really got angry. My husband and I went on vacation for our anniversary and apparently while I was gone she was telling everyone she didn't understand how we…