They probably don't want the cool, rich older ladies who actually want a partner—-they want dudes who will just continue to use their service so they can bang young women.

Excellent. Everything is going according to plan.

There are plenty of older women who just want to bang young dudes. Maybe it's just easier for them to find that without paying the fees though.

"I love this friendship more than any friendship I have ever participated in." same Callie, same.

I'm so confused by that song. Is she an animal that doesn't need domesticating or is she a good girl? Blurred lines and mixed messages.

The upshot of craft beer and craft cocktails going through a resurgence is that people are purchasing less cheap beer and cheap liquor, which are the main moneymakers in the beer and liquor trade.

If you're paying $12 a six-pack, you drink less beer overall.

"...won't pay more than $20 for a bottle of wine."

The hair is not working for me.

Ugh, THIS mofo. Christ on a Ranch-flavored Cornut, Simon looks like he went to a merkin-maker for his toupee.

That's excellent context, but I don't think it necessarily undermines the point of the article. If Disney used to reference their female characters in the title but has recently adopted a policy of obfuscating them, that's also deeply troubling.

There's been a lot of controversy about this lately - not just public schools, but in charter schools as well. Parents have come forward realizing that as soon as their kid hits an academic slump, or doesn't perform as well as they should on standardized tests or pretests, they're suddenly seeing trumped up…

You like to demonstrate genetic principles with pea plants?

Yeah, a lot of conservatives who talk about how much better private schools are than public schools conveniently forget that private schools get to kick out disruptive or under-performing students. It really helps your test scores when you can just get rid of low-achievers.

I have to wonder whether or not this is born of sensationalism. Don't many people who die of hanging* lose their pants? Your body just goes slack in a way it never has before and gravity does the rest? And in prison, you're not allowed to have a belt . . . so . . . we conclude he was fapping how? Because he was…

In all seriousness, fuck vouchers & fuck charter schools. If you want to send your kids to a private school of any kind, religious or other wise, pay for it out of pocket. This shit really grinds my gears.

OK, even if you do think this is a joke, that is not something you send in an email.”

Welp, time to go to bed. I'm done for today.

Obama's just like your girlfriend? you mean she shut you down too?

Lots of things aren't dangerous unless the person wielding them is an asshole.

Sure, it is only a penis. But you don't need a penis to rape someone, and you don't need a word for "rape" to be raped.