I want the library and the window. And I want them NOW.

Things that I covet: that dress of her sitting reading in the window. AND that dress of her standing with her fiancee.

Came here to comment on how lovely the dress she's wearing in the clip is, but upon scrolling down:

the nice part of me wants to be happy for her

There's actually a lot more going on here than the article says. The main metabolic problem in obesity is that adipocytes (fat cells) actually swell to the point where they exceed the diffusion radius of the surrounding capillaries, and so they become hypoxic (not enough oxygen). Mitochondria need oxygen to generate…

I hope this research makes the rounds in the personal trainer, GP, and nutritionist communities. Maybe it will allow them to validate the feelings of health with their heaviest clients, and more effectively talk to them about weight-loss.

I wish fat would accumulate in my breasts :(

I have to admit that I love how much more comfortable I am in my 30s than I was when I was younger. I'm still admittedly obsessed with skin care and sun protection, but aside from that I've learned to be way more comfortable with my body. I just had to go to a destination wedding, and had a moment while swimming…

Little known problems of having a thigh gap:

Nope he's totally a WASP - calling it without seeing it. He's just being an appropriating twat waffle. AFAIK most Muslim Americans would just say "God" when not speaking to another Muslim.

Yeah, I have a thigh gap, and it is 100% because I have wide hips. I am not particularly skinny, nor fit, I just have those child-bearin' hips!

How many of Jenny McCarthy's "Native American" followers are white folks with a Navajo Princess great great great great great great great grandmother?

I'm sure Jenny McCarthy has loads of Native American followers!

I mean, of course Native Americans would love a person who glibly dismisses unnecessary exposure to fatal infectious diseases! And this time without the blankets!

Informal Jezebel/Burt Institute For Stuff Poll:

As a card carrying memeber of the "Change that racist as fuck team name" brigade speak for all of us when I say "We don't want your help, Jenny."

I still fantasize about her to this day, because nationalism is the sexiest quality a girl can have aside from rich parents.

I AM AN EXCEEDINGLY SHITTY PERSON. IN MY TENURE AS A HUMAN BEING, I HAVE DONE A SHITTY, SHITTY JOB.

"So be it, lez-bi."

Well if you do get ripped off, we can say they tore you a new asshole :3

Hey hey hey, keep it down about the unbleached asshole poop shirt, my copyright hasn't been cleared yet. I do not want to get ripped off for that, because seriously that shirt = my ticket to easy street, baby.