1 vote for Avril's Merkin.

It took me a minute to figure out what was happening here but Christ this one is bad

They are—if I am remembering correctly, many women are creating businesses, but they are having a lot harder time finding funding.

VC funding of startups is purely a whitey fratbro society.

As someone who works with tech startups, I keep seeing this passed off as "culture." I can think of 4 right off the top of my head where the founders only brought in people just like them - white guys under 35 - and explained it as "it's important to have a good cultural fit" and so on. They tend to have these…

The window on that haircut is rapidly closing.

The Kardashians' Show Could Get Kancelled Because No One Kares

Well. That's enough world for me today.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD just do a live action version of THIS and it will be fine. It was a good story, it was fun, and it could easily translate to live action. Now find a tall brunette, put her on a CrossFit regime, and film the damn thing.

I could see Cobie Smulders as Wonder Woman, but she's already in the comic universe as another character.

John Carter was poorly advertised. It was like Disney wanted it to fail.

And it had Seth Cohen from The OC! I see only good things. Jennifer's Body was really underrated.

Jennifer's Body is great movie... I said it.

I know that people here on Jez seem to have some issues with Diablo Cody but god, I loved Juno. She writes dialogue like no one else.

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Wait, D&D doesn't mean Dungeons & Dragons? What does it mean?

I was in college in DC during Snowmageddon and my roommates and I got bored and started trolling the CL personals for LOLs. To this day we still laugh about the "plow me like a DC driveway" one.

If the 28 y.o. used that spiel on me in person at a bar (cuz I'd probably still have to be a little tipsy) it *might* work cuz funnies. On CL, not so much though.