There’s a guy in the FB comments of an Atlantic article trying to fight the good fight and say “it’s not plagiarism, it’s nowhere near” but he seems to be confused about “your” and “you’re” in his comments so the rest of the commenters are excoriating him. It’s good internet.

He would settle for a potential ‘janitor in chief’ position. Given his track record as someone who tries to cover up messes but does a very bad job at it.

I hope it’s the same intern who designed the original Trump-Pencetration logo. I’m sure it’s a staffer who also consistently tells Trump that his “hair is looking great today!”

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

Is anyone on the ground there talking about the Melania plagiarism, or is it only a BFD among those of us who care about things like critical thinking and attributing ideas?

It’s not like you’d WANT that inside you.

Had one of my soldiers in Iraq taking a college course, he needed to give a “public speech” for one project - he chose anti-abortion as his topic, with lots of slides. All I could think is that I wanted gummi bears afterward.

I mean this sincerely, no snark: Bless your poor little hearts.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

I assumed he was pulled into the ghost dimension with Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig.

...and once again, I see those aborted fetus photos and think, “those don’t look human at all.” Which I think is the opposite of what they want me to think.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

Anderson Cooper declined to tell me how woke he is, indicating that he’s incredibly woke

If you guys are stuck downtown and you need a good place to hide, I highly recommend Little Johnny’s. It’s a dive bar in the alley BEHIND Johnny’s restaurant, on the corner of west 6th and frankfort. They have amazing burgers and it looks like Cheers in there.

Also rick perry showing up to introduce someone and not mentioning Trump even once was interesting!

This is just... wow. I am speechless. I’m surprised she didn’t accidentally say “My husband, Barack...”

Vote blue come election day. We just can’t let these dummies into the White House, we just can’t.

In a few months, it’s going to be Kafka with a side of Dada.

They are arrogant enough to think they can. She claims she wrote it herself with a speechwriter.

Now I'm dying to know who wrote the speech for her. Did they seriously think they could just slip that by?!