With a 4-4-14 record they’re going to have to have a heck of a second half to the season to make the playoffs, because if they end up doubling those figures that’s relegation form. That would put them on the same points total as Birmingham City in this season’s Championship, who finished 18th, and only 10 points off…

I’m not sure how much freedom the actors get to change their dialogue, because this was an issue with The Haunting of Bly Manor, with British actors using Americanisms in a show set in England.

Amother thing that might be helpful:

Your horny made me post

Close, he was a cop and I was a cattle rustler. The original odd couple!

A lot of UK McDonald’s used to have aquariums. There was one near me with a catfish in that had a gross eye problem which consistently put me off my nuggets.

That's actually what happened to me. Lived with a music student who seemed to be analysing TMR for months and months. Whenever we ran into each other in the house we would shout 'vast and bulbous!' at each other. We were funny guys.

The book never exactly specifies, but Charlie buys his first Wonka bar with a sixpence and his second with 50 pence he finds in the street, so that implies its set in Britain.

You have to remember he’s British, though. In British slang there is no military connection and ‘in the shit’ just means ‘in trouble’ or ‘in difficulty’.

I think the cost of housing in Europe has a lot more to do with the boring physical reality of land availability than ‘socialism’ or the strong safety net. There just isn’t the space to create vast, boxy suburbs around major conurbations with houses that sell for the kinds of prices you get in the US.

Yes, it was all the fault of the English. Glasgow became the wealthiest port in the world by selling tartan blankets and nessie toys to tourists, I’m sure.

Sorry, I thought you might be genuinely mistaken, but you’re obviously in the business of calling everybody a pedophile so... yeah. Have fun.

All these demonic posessions are divine protection scams anyway. I mean, has any of these hauntings ever actually resulted in the Devil getting more converts? Does Satan really think that showing up at 3am in someone’s wardrobe, in 7 foot glowing goat form, is going to have people flocking to sign up?

I searched for a punchline for a while, but the jokes about vegans telling everyone they’re vegan write themselves don’t they? Just imagine one of them for me.

Do you mean morally or actually? Because in more than half of US states and just about all of Europe the age of consent is 16. In Spain it was 13 less than 10 years ago.

This review is months old and nobody cares, but this just came out in Europe and... it makes some odd choices.

Though one of the most famous sources of weird weaponry was probably part of an elaborate ruse to confuse the Nazis. People often cite Hobart’s Funnies and the Panjandrum, but many of these were tested publicly and clearly designed to help breach walls and fixed defences. To the Nazis this was a clear sign that the…

Is it a pub if it doesn’t have pork scratchings? Gotta get my pig snacks in.

It’s illegal for police in the UK to lie about evidence they do or don’t have, so I think it’s unlikely or the trial would have collapsed by now.

Claiming to be Britain's most haunted anything is a heck of a flex. Are you even allowed to open a pub if it has less than three ghosts and the devil in the cellar?