Was kind of hoping he really would have the balls. And it’s not like it would have destroyed his career anyway.

I think Joel in the trailer was a figment of her imagination and this whole scene was her going to avenge his death, the game being just Ellie with some flashbacks of their relationship between the games.

So where’s the part with cowardly running from your life because your wife has early onset Alzheimer’s? Are you escaping your life by riding this roller coaster?

We call that Freedom Foam.

People are too stuck up about the “trying to be hip” criticism. I get it, but I also get why Ubisoft is doing it. WD1 was so dry and bland and boring, the first time they introduced fun into the WD series was with WD1 DLC with T-Bone, the hippy hacker. WD1 was too much about using hacking as a boring tool for boring…

Guns definitely feels out of place in this game. I was playing one of the first missions and I accidentally killed a guard because I thought I had the taser, not a pistol, equipped. The guard died instantly and a blood stain remained in the wall while Marcus made a joke with one of the other hackers. It was a little…

Even if the trailer looks really nice overall. My first thought seeing it was “Really? Another chosen hero story?”

And if you believe that then I have some flying pig shit that you can buy.

“The game simply attempts a very rough approximation of some patterns from real life,”

I wish developers who create things with strong implicit biases, could just admit they did so with bias involved. As humans, certain experiences make it very easy to create things that cater specifically narrow standards, right?

I feel like admitting that we are flawed and can always do better, is way more acceptable…

You know, because of Pokemon Go there’s a real possibility that somewhere out there some deadbeat dad actually did tell his kids “be right back, going to catch some Pokemon” and never came back.

Says Ash, “Because he said he was going to become a Pokémon Trainer, he left on a journey and hasn’t come back home since. Eventually, our paths might cross!”

“My actual name is...” *random train interception * “... but my friends call me Ash’s mom!”

If the final episode of pokemon ever isn’t Ash finally buying Misty a new bike with a montage of him traveling back home to give it to her, this whole series was a wash.

You could say he... rocks.

This makes me sad...

Daaaammmmnn!!

Oh, look, someone blindly defending a corporation that’s actively removing beloved features from a game that always existed so they could earn big bucks with very little work. How novel.

There’s an easy solution here. Don’t buy them. Ta da!

Or a clumsy proctologist