NOT NEARLY EMPHASIZED ENOUGH:
Despite taking his shirt off, Harbaugh still wore full length khakis.

That’s good cross-post-pollinization.

Whippets are real good?

;)

God, YES.

*Bumping into an acquaintance from the same suburban town you live in on your commute to/from the city, and having to make small talk when you really wanted be left alone

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

A bottle of Bloody Mary mix I brought back from Portland -> Philadelphia.

Just wheeling the thing through the airport, leaving a trail of coagulated red liquid wherever I went.

Body in my suitcase? Of course not. Whatever gives you that ide...oh.

A girlfriend had two jars of salsa shatter in her suitcase. We’re no longer together.

FBI, ORGANIZED CRIME UNIT: Alright Gatling, spill the beans. Who’re you working with?

Look closely.

I guess they got their kicks below the waistline.

As a fan of dirty double-entendres, I cannot get over how truly fantastic this comment is.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

Yeah I’m 50/50 on which one it is. Masterful job toeing the line by groud.

Live look at his election victory speech

Sorry, fixed.

I’ll grant him the weed; it’s a brief respite from such a Spartan life.

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.