You ever try parking while looking out of two holes cut into a sheet?

Trump was a response to Hillary, not Obama

In German, “Backpfeifengesicht”: a face badly in need of a fist.

That save Reyked Javik all over the crowd.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“But wait, Mr,. Giuliani, ‘Mayor of 9/11' sounds like you had a hand in planning the attack. Is that what you mean, or do you simple mean you just happened to be there at the time to take credit for the actions of the first responders?”

I disagree. I think a part of the business model was to be like a gym membership. Sure, 30% of the people go every day, but 70% of the people never show up.

Fuck man. What is the fucking point of these letters and statements? Do these people not understand that people are complex and present themselves differently to different people. Do they really find it wholly inconceivable that Tom Brokaw could have been great and wonderful to them and STILL have been a boorish…

Dag you missed the entire point of the scorpion story. The scorpion stings the frog when they are halfway across the river. The frogs turns to the scorpion and says “Why would you do that, now we both going to drown “, the scorpion shrugs and says “Its just my nature”. The point is the frog foolishly believed the…

They have acknowledged that they messed up. I’m cool with it. Let’s save our pitchforks for the next race and see how they react. Fool me twice, and all. Man, I miss SPEED channel’s coverage.

“Chrysler invented the small van”

Probably how to deal with old people.

Much like that Hall and Oats Fiero ad, Pontiac was out of touch and out of time......

Obligatory:

MAMA MIA! THAT’S A PRICEY MEATBALL!

That’s not even remotely funny.

quit wearing ultra skinny jeans that grip the phone harder than your weak little hands

I just wrote out a whole diatribe regarding this article, but I decided to narrow my focus a little.

You mean Ray Allen’s wife should skip town to chase another ring???

These actually sell fairly well. Benz has a hardcore group of rich buyers who love these, hence why they keep bringing them here.

Because . . . they lost the opener?