WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH KETCHUP?!

Well, I mean, maybe he literally plans on coming into town, killing multiple people and causing millions of dollars in damage...I think it’s nice of him to warn everyone ahead of time.

Patriot? He’s a goddamn American hero.

What a fantastic waste of time. He hit a ball 400 feet with a stick, okay? Who cares if he missed the plate by an inch. You can tell the MLB is very dedicated to shortening these games.

That must be our guy.

You want more on Bobby Freedman? Here’s more on Bobby Freedman....

My reaction to this list:

Icarus: “If I only had a braaain.”

I want someone to collect all of those and built a really unreliable house out of them.

NOT A FISH. DISQUALIFIED.

If they really want to improve, they’ll trade for Mike Trout.

I never knew that Mets front office personnel got to sit in the expensive seats.

I was serving with the 5th Marines (the most combat decorated unit of any unit worldwide) during the early 90’s. We had a ceremony to rededicate the Battle Streamers that are attached to the Regimental Colors. At that time, with my immaturity, I thought it was just going to be another wasted day playing the ole…

Not that I would ever call personally for the removal of a product (I am more of a “meh, I just won’t buy it” type of guy), but how does something like this get fucking approved? You know you will catch hell for it.

I thought the announcer yelling “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEE” was a little insensitive.

[Pete Carroll rubs chin]

He should open a restaurant called ‘What Khalif Ate?’

The Ben Franklin logo best represents the team. All of the other designs have multiple stars.

This seems more appropriate here than as a late addition in the other thread: