Ridiculously Huge Dong Destroys Amateur

Judges: Dylan, if you win, what will you do with your money?

Hot take! I have one hotter for you. What if an enemy of Collins killed his ex to frame him in order to ruin his draft stock/career/life. Dun dun dun.

The best Mexican beer is Bohemia.

We had our.. (looks at highlight reel on tablet).. er, investigators (pancake block, starts drooling) look into this case (block downfield, moans audibly) GOTTA GO BYE

This caused me to make a disgusting guttural laugh/choke as I spit my soup on my keyboard. Finest kind.

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

She may not have liked golf, but she had to admire how his career went downhill.

“Let’s get married as soon as I win another Major.”

Dolphin? Are you sure that wasn’t a poor piss?

See, it's just that easy!

Does he have bust written on him?’

He is actually 36% alcohol.

SURELY THE JOURNALISM GODS CHORTLED MIGHTILY

Sorry. If Anna Wintour shows up at my house, I’m doing the Condé Nasté with her ASAP.

Ya, you’re wrong about Tom Brady. If a grown ass man wearing Ugg boots doesn’t make him unfuckable, an Apple watch isn’t really gonna make a difference

[scrums]

Hope someone was available to promptly Baylor out.