Yeah I’m 50/50 on which one it is. Masterful job toeing the line by groud.

Live look at his election victory speech

Sorry, fixed.

I’ll grant him the weed; it’s a brief respite from such a Spartan life.

How long until someone puts a dick in there?

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.

WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH KETCHUP?!

Well, I mean, maybe he literally plans on coming into town, killing multiple people and causing millions of dollars in damage...I think it’s nice of him to warn everyone ahead of time.

Patriot? He’s a goddamn American hero.

What a fantastic waste of time. He hit a ball 400 feet with a stick, okay? Who cares if he missed the plate by an inch. You can tell the MLB is very dedicated to shortening these games.

That must be our guy.

You want more on Bobby Freedman? Here’s more on Bobby Freedman....

My reaction to this list:

Icarus: “If I only had a braaain.”

I want someone to collect all of those and built a really unreliable house out of them.

NOT A FISH. DISQUALIFIED.

If they really want to improve, they’ll trade for Mike Trout.

I never knew that Mets front office personnel got to sit in the expensive seats.

I was serving with the 5th Marines (the most combat decorated unit of any unit worldwide) during the early 90’s. We had a ceremony to rededicate the Battle Streamers that are attached to the Regimental Colors. At that time, with my immaturity, I thought it was just going to be another wasted day playing the ole…