I thought the announcer yelling “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEE” was a little insensitive.

[Pete Carroll rubs chin]

He should open a restaurant called ‘What Khalif Ate?’

The Ben Franklin logo best represents the team. All of the other designs have multiple stars.

This seems more appropriate here than as a late addition in the other thread:

Ridiculously Huge Dong Destroys Amateur

Judges: Dylan, if you win, what will you do with your money?

Hot take! I have one hotter for you. What if an enemy of Collins killed his ex to frame him in order to ruin his draft stock/career/life. Dun dun dun.

The best Mexican beer is Bohemia.

We had our.. (looks at highlight reel on tablet).. er, investigators (pancake block, starts drooling) look into this case (block downfield, moans audibly) GOTTA GO BYE

This caused me to make a disgusting guttural laugh/choke as I spit my soup on my keyboard. Finest kind.

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

She may not have liked golf, but she had to admire how his career went downhill.

“Let’s get married as soon as I win another Major.”

Dolphin? Are you sure that wasn’t a poor piss?

See, it's just that easy!

Does he have bust written on him?’

He is actually 36% alcohol.

SURELY THE JOURNALISM GODS CHORTLED MIGHTILY