The new Jeep Grand Patriot spokesman:

Patriot. It’s dumb but it’ll play well with the riff-raff. 

Mall-Master! (including the “!”)

Failing that:
The Jeep Grand Karen

Sure it is. You just agree with the (probably right) side. 

This is racist.

You are a racist.

this is monumentally stupid, even for an internet message board.

It most certainly is a negotiation. I’ve worked with an Indian tribe and they’ve become very adept at playing the victim card. Usually it’s a shakedown for a payout; then they start to infighting over which of their own factions get it. See casinos, Keystone XL Pipeline, literally any government social program and now…

I’m thinking Waggoneer does quite OK for itself without the tribal name. If they want to evoke the great American West - there’s a boatload of epic landscapes or cool animals, or nifty landscape formations that have not been claimed as nameplates yet. They could also go for virtue names - something that evokes the…

I’m not sure I see how this is a negotiation. The Cherokee Nation leaders have made it clear to Jeep/Stellantis that they do NOT feel honored by this; Jeep keeps repeating that they’re continuing to “honor and celebrate” the Cherokee people by using the name. Jeep absolutely can call their product whatever they want…

“Shelby also gives the Super Baja six 18-inch wheels wrapped in BFG KM3 73-inch tires.”

It’s more accurate to say they were objecting and nobody was listening.

“We won the USPS contract, by a lot!”

Still find the whole narrative around Tiger a weird indication of how whack and puritan our society is becoming. That whole documentary was like, ‘Tiger, the sad tragic story, his great demise.’ I mean – he’s only the greatest golfer possibly in the history of the sport, an unbelievable success story (and in the face…

Ah yes, the custom muffler delete. I know exactly what that means: Dylan here showed up to Meineke where his buddy Eddie is a tech. Eddie installed some “custom made” mandrel bends, and just... didn’t put on any mufflers.

On public streets? Abso-fucking-lutely.

The Cast Members were created by Man.

“I am a huge fan and aficionado of the Disneyland park in Anaheim to the point where I would go there by myself periodically and ride the rides.”

She was doing really well and then just went right back to “lol, small penis” at the end. 

But I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that these trucks aren’t popular because of their practical features. They’re popular because they’re stupid big and make you feel important.