Uhhhh you learned the wrong lessons from all that, you were meant to learn how to tell people no.

The problem with that is that a browser history can help you track the source of a virus or piece of malware.

It is never appropriate to ask any professional for their services for free. Just because some cad hit up your father in law for free medical advice doesn’t mean that you too get to be a cad to an IT professional.

“My holiday freelance rate is $75/hour with a one hour minimum.” That usually takes care of the holiday tech support bullshit. If it works well enough for you to not need me to fix it until I’m already here for completely unrelated purposes, it must not need fixing that badly.

Come on, Japanese gift wrappers, we expect more from you than this. You should be able to figure out a way to not only wrap the gift without ribbon or tape, but to also have enough left over to fold into a little decorative bow with an origami crane in the middle. Slackers.

Hey same to you buddy

The damn couple in the photo above

The damn couple in the photo above

Fairly certain you fabricated all of that on the spot. The kidneys are always working. Every minute of every day they are filtering your blood. There is no such thing as “working overtime.” In fact the kidneys get very unhappy when they aren’t doing their job, which is why dehydration is the easiest and most common…

The complete and utter lack of consequences many yutes grow up with this days is a very serious problem. Beat up? Probably not for this, but — and let’s be clear here — they committed a crime and frankly got off light.

How? If they passed the info would the mom even believe or understand it? What happens after that? In worst case mom yells you get grounded and that’s it.

Or you could just realize that is a game and not give a shit what some people say....You don’t need a safe zone and mod to get you through life. Just get thicker skin.

Gave this stupid non-story a click just to make sure I wasn’t the only one thinking this. Holy shit, it’s like the kid in middle school who told everyone he was moving to collect sympathy points, only to obviously not be moving when his ego was satisfied enough.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

Visited Hell, Michigan once & in their Christmas Store/Ice Cream Shop (really) they had their tree hanging upside down from the ceiling...

Enough to justify millions of dollars? Tell that to the working class...

He can have my sadistic corporate 9 to 5 circle.

Every big new game gets PC performance threads on forums like NeoGAF and Reddit. If your game isn’t running well, visit those threads and skim them until you find people who claim they’re having no problems. These posts are easy to find, because they’re always some variation of:

“My tracheotomy is laser-guided!”

I’m sorry for all the people who fail to understand you were the victim of someone else doing this.

Nintendo doesn’t want scumbags as customers. It’s quite clear, and justified.