Warning, correlation does not equal causation.

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If you care about high quality AAA games, you shouldnt be a console person, much less a Nintendo person. You should get a high quality PC. 1080p at max settings is so cheap now. You can get a PC between $500 and $650 that will destroy 1080p on current games and games for about the next 5 years (an i3 and gtx 1060 6 GB…

The gamecube did not sink or stink. It had the best graphics in its generation (compare Rogue Squadron 3 to Halo 2).

There needs to be a solid Metroid game this year.

You use handhelds a mere 5 inches from your face? Most small screens are held at about a foot’s distance. Your chart indicates the switch is firmly in 720p territory.

I shower in the morning so the sweat I sweated while sleeping doesnt smell during the day.

You are absolutely crazy if you think OoT approaches Halo in graphical quality.

A 1992 Honda Civic is one of the most reliable cars ever. They’ll keep running long after a modern car breaks down.

I am a man. I carry stuff in my pants pockets. It bulges. Most other people, especially men, know that bulge is trivial. Anyone who takes offense at my stuff making its presence known is probably not a decent person; I question if it is worth it to me to interact with them.

There is no plane “Air Force 1". AF1 is the call sign for *any* plane the President is in.

It weighs just shy of 900 pounds? Shouldnt it be well north of 1oo tons?

And graded schoolwork has gone up. Oh look, Dynamics has given me 3 hours of homework again, due next class period. And I’ve got a C program that will easily take me 12 hours to figure out this week.

What you are missing that is implied is tone and inflection. Those are more important than the words themselves.

Hilary has many anti-God policies. I’m tired of seeing my nation being lead by people who hate God and hate His laws. I voted against such a person.

Who DOESN’T think term limits are bad? Oh, the corrupt politicians whose pockets are lined by being corporate shills.

2. Different treatment or discrimination based on a difference of sex or gender.

Except the author did.

We chose not to elect a woman. We lost.

Wow. Who would have thought that ONE person can’t do it. I mean, Presidents don’t need advisers right? Clinton was going to be a one person show, correct?