See this hooker? This hooker is worth more than your car. You know why mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I'm letting Irma and her bottle of St. Ive's go to town on me.

So the Geico caveman thing was a retread all along?

When asked to elaborate, Harper responded, "It is what it is".

I don't need a stat geek to tell me that the odds of this guy having to check in with the county every time he moves his van to a new campground that charges weekly rates are high.

Oh no. Not that guy.

"So maybe we can help the very talented Ms. Donaldson finally claim her birthright and hit it big in Hollywood".

"As deadly as a toy gun with a 'Bang!' flag"

That's why Cromarte gets all his ovens at Costco.

What a crock of sh*t.

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

The bloggers will pay the poll tax as long as the current MSM writers can pass a literacy test. No grandfathering in Beano Cook either.

Always smooth, never bitter.

What about the all important breast exposure to harassment ratio?

Just call it the Dockers bowl and get it over with.

Boring Bag: I thought this was going to be a post on the neo Betty White PR machine.

Listen buddy urine a lot of trouble.

Smell my finger. Com'on, it smells like barbeque chips. Do it.

That is ripe for an audio bed of Gus Johnson.

So this is what Rob Dibble was doing during the suspension.

Now there's a fjord I'd like to get lost in.