Ever since then, his holiness would turn his Miter inside out during holy week.

This is really the pits for Dario and I hope this doesn't leave Ashley feeling blue.

So was this before or after he had to pick up his refrigerator from the pound?

Brian Cashman and Terry Francona unsuccessfully lobbied to have this change be marketed as the "Lolo Jones Rule".

There it is.

Totally agree. That's why I bring my own putter to the putt-putt, monogramed Dexters to the bowling alley, ergonomic pint glass to the bar, and NOS Braun stethoscope (It’s from Germany) to the doctor’s office.

I watched you suffer a dull aching pain

Let me guess, you really dig those Van Heusen NFL commercials.

Rex Ryan just dropped his phone into the tub of ice cream.

And so ends one of the better head coach as mascot gigs to come around in a generation.

Subject: HUGE TIP

I instantly thought of these drawings that I remember as a teenager when I first saw this car. To me, it is very interesting and challenging that these people even brought this cartoon to life. While that's probably not the original intention, it still looks like a lot of hard work so good for them. Considering that…

Wouldn't be the first time a Trevino was charged from out of nowhere.

It also didn't help that Waugh claimed that it was the bakery's fault that the letters got "mixed up" in his last name.

I've dealt with the DMV 4 times since moving to So-Cal. Each time, I made an appointment, called the hotline the day before to make sure I had all the forms I needed, and every visit has been under 30 minutes. I've done everything from the DL exam to filing for a lost/replacement title and each time, I was surprised…

"I don't remember smacking the barrier...only being completely submerged in the water haha."

"The gorilla wound up with a bloody nose. Neither Austin nor the gorilla decided to press charges"

You guys better take this seriously; "The Humana Challenge" was the working title for the sequel to The Human Centipede. You figure if the PGA got those guys to change their tune, you don't wanna know how they escalate.

1. Adjust your seating position.

This wasn't on a deserted highway; it was a residential area of town. This clown isn't a folk hero, he is an idiot who squeezed off two rounds into a neighborhood for no good reason at all. Hope the guy is caught and held responsible for his unquestionably stupid actions.