Okay, those images sound pretty vile.  But to go to the hospital over it?????

Probably wouldn’t bother me, so sure.

“Hackers”? Don’t give them that much credit. They’re just trolls who entered a public space and behaved offensively. Just because it’s on a computer doesn’t make them a hacker.

We Millennials really have raised the softest generation. Freaking 10-ply, man. Like, yeah, the photos are disturbing... but the big X button in the upper right or left (depending on your choice of walled or free-range garden) is there for a reason.  

a white sauceless pie with clams

See I never bought the “it’s in the water” argument. The final result has everything to do with temperature, time and surface. Can it affect the taste, maybe, but I would like to see a blind test, insert local pizza place, make one batch of crust with NYC water, and one without, no other variables, and see if there is…

If that pic is what one is then it looks exactly like a bar pizza to me, the description makes it sound like a bar pizza too. 

Had both the pretzel and churro at a location near me a couple months ago. The pretzel was a bad version of what Sonic sells(which I actually kinda like) and the churro was a hard pass, I threw it out it was so bad. I don’t throw out food often, I’ll finish anything I purchase, if just even out of spite... but that…

Look baby it’s definitely a foot, you don’t need to get out that ruler! 

Jesus jumped-up Christ on a cracker, aren’t you fancy!

Yes, let’s all cater to you.

I’m sure it is lost on most of these people that if they had been actually buying it for $3 a pack instead of just feeling nostalgic for it, they wouldn’t have to pay $179 a pack for it now.

Then they also need to crack down on all the lawyer billboards on 95 in Philly, which are waaaay more distracting.

Massachusetts was having a good time back when Episode 7 was released. 

Then they’ve correctly identified their audience. Most Americans are dumber than a box of rocks.

I’d argue that “joke” messages are more memorable and therefore more effective.

I swear people in these types of jobs are all ex HOA board members who were ran off the farm.

Would the main plot of that film be Batman chasing the Kia Boys that stole his car?

Honestly “UNBUCKLED SEAT BELTS FINE + POINTS.” is a bit more confusing... Punctuation is important.