Did you see what he was wearing? He was asking for it. 

“Her eyes were bloodshot red and watery, and her speech was slurred. She swayed forward and back continuously.”

I would think that the State’s RFP for Food Service Providers is at fault as it likely did not have a clearly written specification.

Fuckin Leviticus?  That’s a stoning!

This issue has come up before multiple times for them (I swear the NY road story started earlier this year too). While the folksy story about visiting family and wanting a snack is neat, there is the core that these establishments are part of the framework to ensure there are enough places for people to stop to use a…

No matter where the Walmart is, though, it’s the same “low prices above all else” mentality - I worked for a consumer goods company and Walmart was one of our biggest customers. They demand exclusives that cost less than the versions sold at other stores, and that generally meant cutting corners on quality.

IS THE SIGN OKAY?

I wish they’d replace the horrible Subway inside my local Walmart with this instead.

I don’t really care about the customers (though there are definitely some “People of Wal-Mart”) it’s the third-tier products, poor service, cleanliness and other intangibles that keep me away.

This seems like a not-understanding-your-shopper-demographic move. In a Target? Sure. Wal-Mart and raw fish?

It’s not the food that old men are obsessed with, it’s the comradery. When I see them, it’s usually at a table with 3-6 other old guys, just shooting the shit and drinking their bottomless (awful) coffee.

One of the great pleasures of my young adult years in NYC was the $2.99 breakfast special at diners. 2 eggs, toast, potatoes, coffee. Fantastic. And if it was a diner that had been a rail car, with a cook with Navy tattoos, so much the better.

Old people are up early and old men are cheap. Diners are open early and/or 24 hours. They are also cheap. Brunch is too late and too expensive.  A diner breakfast isn’t as cheap as it used to be, but it’s still the best deal you’ll get at a restaurant. 

i went without kids so i could afford breakfast sammies when i got older. whos the fool now, huh?

Hmm IIRC I found them at my local Walgreens. I rarely visit the chip aisle in the grocery store.

As someone who is not quite 45 yet and has shown up 30 minutes late to his job regularly for the past 20 years, I resemble that remark!

Also maybe the demographic least likely to catch flak for showing up 15 minutes late with a breakfast sandwich...

Burger King does the same thing. It’s annoying.

“The first digitally cloned order-taker will be former NFL player and sports broadcaster Keith Byars.”