Yeah. Someone needs to inform that guy’s attorney, that is called the “F*ck around and find out” law of nature.

lmao, anyone who would just sit there and not do something probably has severe mental issues. What was he supposed to do, just keep taking shit and hope the flight attendants finally do something, even though they hadn’t intervened up until the ass whooping? 

“Job opportunity losses due to Townsend’s new notoriety”.  Show the whole world you’re an asshole and you get what you deserve.  I’ll be sad if the dude gets a penny from Tyson.

Maybe act like an adult if you don’t want to be handled like this? He threw a cup of water on Tyson for not *checks notes* wanting to talk to him more?
Fuck, you’re one of those people who thinks a celebrity has to do everything a fan asks because “tHeYrE NoThInG wItHoUt ThEiR FaNs”

Dumb move by Tyson.

Likely because that clown so richly deserved a beat down. He got off easy.

PE chili crisp shrimp is a no brainer. Dunno why they don’t keep it, they have the shrimp on the menu anyway.

It was never decent food, it was always crap but at least it was consistent crap at a cheap price.  Now it is neither consistent nor cheap, just regular old crap. 

You would be surprised how many people don’t know you’re supposed to clean them, or even that they have a crumb tray to facilitate that.

Beef tallow ftw

Six at a time? How luxuriously paced! Worked at McD’s in highschool and dreaded the rush-time ‘Twelve-Six Turn’ where you constantly had 12 burgers and six Big Macs going constantly.  Of course, that was when you had an actual grill and not the clamshells that cook both sides.

I just want them to bring back fries fried in animal fat again, they’ve never tasted quite right since they stopped.

They have to be instructed to clean their toasters?

Yeah the new QP is actually pretty good right?

So my first job was McDonald’s and two things stick out here.....

The McD’s QP with C and B is the only on-the-road fast-food burger to get these days (unless you are in the land of Culver’s) - though the Popeye’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich still rules overall. Aside from traveling though, wouldn’t give fast-food a second look - even when it is good it is still generally not that good.

I just want the Big Mac patties to be the 1/4 pounder patties. Seems like the last few times I’ve gotten them they have patties barely bigger than the pickle slices and I’m not into eating 95% bun. I tried ordering them this way a couple of times and they look at me like I’m an idiot (well, maybe I am, but is it…

Honestly, Subway cookies are actually one of their better items, I just never go there for sandwiches anymore. I liked their wraps, but they’re like $15 now so never mind.

Note that you are not allowed to use your hands when eating the free footlong cookie, and must maintain eye contact with the cashier or sandwich artist. 

“Despite the horror some people expressed upon seeing these overly garnished cookies”