These look even worse than those horrible floppy, tiny sourdough slices they tried a couple years ago.

I roll my own before I go to Taco Bell.

I’d love it if the grocery store would carry a deep-fried turkey, ready to go.

Knowing Taco Bell’s tendency to stoke FOMO, it’ll be one of those limited-time, roatating menu items.

I like a hint of cranberry sauce... like my turkey picks up just from being in the same part of the plate as the cranberry. But all these seem to slather it on.

Right? I mean, when dogs and cats both domestic and wild (wolves, cougars, etc.) hunt and eat a wild animal, they eat the WHOLE THING. The bobcat isn’t nibbling on the breast meat of the bird and spitting out the feathers. It is all consumed and turned into energy they need.

Companies are trying to use the whole buffalo and folks getting all angry about it.

Quite a few of these sandwiches actually look really good if it wasn’t for the cranberry sauce.

Next we’re going to hear about how it’s totally cool to consume large amounts of belladonna because it’s “organic,” but don’t touch LSD because it’s a “highly-processed chemical!”

Came to say the same. “Toxin” is a fear mongering buzzword in the health food industry. The goal to marketing a “health food” product is to pick an ingredient in a competitor and then demonize it by claiming it is “toxic”. Then offer your own alternative that doesn’t have said ingredient. Profit!

I see the same sort of…

Every one of these sandwiches has cranberry sauce. No thanks, I’m good.

Dr. Leana Wen, noted that how much and how often the ingredient is consumed is what matters.

Agreed; if I follow the rules (put down my $100 deposit, wait FIVE YEARS, and assume the financial risk of buying the truck with my own money, it’s not up to Tesla to say what I can do with that asset. If my kid is in the hospital needing $50K in medical care I’m not waiting weeks or months for Tesla to buy it or OK…

I nearly walked on my GR86 order earlier this year because the dealer wanted me to sign a similar clause right at delivery - of which I would have been way less recalcitrant if I was financing through the dealer/manufacturer. When the funds come from elsewhere the dealer can choose either “no sale” or “no parlay…

Eventually, the emotional calluses will render me immune to shrimp shaming, even as I struggle to fit back out the restaurant door.

Sorry, Danny, but Tostito’s are definitely the best. I can eat a bag of them plain, no problem. Putting Late July and Calidad and Santitas above them on your list shows your palate is not calibrated correctly.

Reptilian flesh is similar to chicken, is it not? I’ve snake and gator and crocodile and I don’t remember them having intense flavours. Game meat is certainly more distinctive. Whether it were in a stew or on a pizza, the sauve and seasoning are going to do the heavy lifting for flavour.

It has to be better than pineapple.

Yep. Avoid Intuit at all costs. Something like 70% of taxpayers are eligible to file their federal taxes for free. Their best bet is to go to the IRS website in January and pick out one of the free file partners there and use their (actually) free program to prepare and file your taxes. Any of the IRS free options are…

Avoid everything Intuit touches. It’s largely their fault taxes are the pain they are just so they can keep selling their crap. They even got in trouble for burying their legally mandated free version and replacing it with an alternative that wrongfully charged a ton of people. There are multiple other options out…