I’ve been watching some of those videos over the past few weeks.

Dot’s packaging always makes me think it’s a store brand or gluten-free type pretzel. I need to just try them some time.

Exactly! How come Jalopnik never has stories about about all the cops that the police don’t run over?!

“This website hates cops...”

Looks like that driver also hates cops.

Yeah, fuck cops. I’m not sure I see what your problem is.

Zing!

You seriously expect people to click through 70 slides?

Said it before will say it again. The best thing that could happen to Elons companies at this point is to remove him from any management positions. There's a reason startups change CEOs after they reach a certain size. 

I’ll have to keep an eye out for those.  Dots pretzel twists are also addictive.

By “they”, you mean the fragile rich boy who dictated this stupid thing. Dude is a shit engineer, he was just a rich enough boy who was able buy talented engineers to get off the ground. The cybertruck is a fucking nightmare to actually make into a workable vehicle, there’s a good reason why most cars aren’t fucking…

Perfect for all your coke snorting needs!

If Trump had the money he’d probably have bought it for the same reason. 

Not to mention GM and Ford are both finding out the hard way that “look at all these reservations for an EV pickup we have!” isn’t remotely correlated to real demand once the vehicle is actually on sale. It cannot possible go better for this thing.

Bets on whether they’ll hit 250,000 in total?

Yup. And I think once the initial real purchases are made, whatever that number ends up being, that's pretty much the end of the run. This is a niche product, not a mass market one. I don't know anyone who isn't a fanboi that's gonna want one of these hideous things, especially once the early reviews are out. People…

Elon lives on a blanket of lies and people just wait for the next one. 

They gotta fill all those pre-orders, over a million people are lining up at the door to buy one. In reality only like 1% of them actually want it, another 20% was planning on buying and flipping and the rest of the reservations were weirdos trying to flex with their $100 deposit.

Elon has been hitting the pipe hard

“a production goal of 250,000 per year by 2025.”