asynonymous3
Alcoholic Synonymous
asynonymous3

I second that. I tend to alternate between HP Sauce and Heinz 57 with steak fries, depending on how I feel.

Been hoping for this to happen to a certain orange shit for a long time. 

57 is a steak sauce but steak is like the worse thing you can put it on. But burgers, fries, and chicken? It works really well.

Them burgers be raw my friend.

I’ve always favored Heinz 57 over any other steak sauce, especially mixed with a bit of Worcestershire. It’s also really goo0d on chicken sandwiches. A1 is also good but is very strong and just sort of overpowers everything.

Heinz 57 is the superior steak fry condiment—if you haven’t tried it, you should do that asap.

Our country has a long and distinguished history of president looking dumb on plane steps.

Don’t you mean “Stick to sprots?”

Happened in 2014, sadly.

Sadly this took place in 2014, and any injuries are still lingering or healed.

The plane has wheels, close enough for me.

I could honestly watch this all night. Time to trade in the cool kid shoes for some orthopedics.

If I had to pick between a former prosecutor or former football coach...I’d pick the former prosecuter.

Why is a sitting US Senator carrying his own bags?  Do they contain something he doesn’t want even a trusted aide to see?

It’s too bad he didn’t fall head first.  

Roll Tide

His fall is as clumsy as his alliterative name.

And?