I only missed TNMT and Drac on a Boat and I’m not in a huge hurry to fix either of those.

Nice reminder that anyone in the US with a suspended license, REALLY did something to deserve it.

This guy looks like a guy in GTA who gives you missions and totally betrays you halfway through the game. 

“He’s just here for the sex stuff. More than the rest of us, I mean.”

This is more a story about how serious England takes traffic safety and enforcement. Two years suspension and 200 hours community serivce? In the US you don’t even get that if you kill a pedestrian.

Doolan lost his license for the next two years, has 200 hours community service to wrap up and faces fines of £250.

They suspended his license for two years for that. Can you imagine what would happen in the US if laws were that harsh?

The problem is that if you actually paid attention to how lights work you’d realize that when a light is red the crosswalk lights flash don’t walk. So a pedestrian getting hit in a crosswalk from a driver turning Right on Red is actually ignoring the lights themselves. Why do pedestrians get to ignore active warnings…

Indeed, which is why I also added “or otherwise ensure that they are clearly not going to start moving when I step in front of them.” Maybe that’s just the fact that there are other pedestrians in the crosswalk that they’ve clearly already seen - perhaps coming the other way. Maybe it’s just their mannerisms that…

I mean we could start by enforcing the laws we already have, ticket people who turn into an intersection when there’s a pedestrian in the crosswalk. And for that matter ticket people who blatantly run red lights and stop signs, or who drive on the shoulder, or who drive in the center median, or who use the crosswalk…

I will defend the left turn arrow. No it’s not warranted at every single intersection, but it is really necessary in certain spots where you would probably need to sit through 4 or 5 light cycles before you could even hope to get a gap. 

Normally, I’d agree. But it seems like this article is yet another anti-car hit piece from this supposedly driving orientated magazine. Why do you hate cars and driving so much, Jalopnik?

People who drive dangerously already ignore traffic laws.  Imposing new laws won’t improve safety in the slightest.

100%

Nah, leave it up to local municipalities to make their call. I’ve had countless hours of my life wasted yearly due to having to wait at intersections at red lights where absolutely zero cars passed through the intersection for the entirety of the light cylce as I was waiting for green. I’d add ban the bs left turn…

He lacks a vest or french cuffs. He looks like a douchey John Lennon impersonator. 

What kind of BS advertisement is this article?

Hmmm... so I wonder if an air fryer might be suitable for getting a “decent” texture and flavor out of the OnCor ones?

With the new shot, I just filled my card up! Don’t I get a free sub or something?

They’ll get all the vaccination confirmation they need when the nanobot 5G signal alerts the metal detectors of your Marburg virus zombie status.