Says the guy too scared to say fuck on the Internet and who’s username indicates he fucks himself with his cars gearshift

“they bought it. ok, back to work”

First I’ve even heard of it. There’s only one B-Real I’m even aware of, and that ain’t him. I wonder if they even reached out to try and get him to be their spokesman.

How many mom and pops order from Sysco, though? Just because it’s a one-off, small restaurant doesn’t mean they’re hand-making everything either. (Though I grant it is significantly more likely.)

Even most of the sit down chain restaurant stuff is all premade and frozen too.

“Is anyone actually surprised/concerned about any of this?”

No, man; the grinder for making the hamburger is always broken, so they had to start shipping in frozen premade patties.

You mean to tell me they aren’t slaughtering cattle in the back parking lot to make their burgers?

A 6 liter bottle of Angry Orchard for $200? That’s the equivalent of just over $12 for a 12 ounce can. Not sure the novelty bottle is worth it. 

McDonalds has been upfront about the eggs forever, and the rest of the pre-made stuff is pretty obvious.

Sorry but who the hell wants a stoufers advent calendar? and who wants a 7 day advent calendar? I get that a 24 day calendar for frozen meals is likely going to be massive but considering this is a niche item they are dropping on their website rather than sitting in a store does it matter?

Problem being the price difference if you don’t have access to Asian markets (and even there).

This looks ridiculous.

This is the correct first response. 

Obligatory response

Wait so I don’t even have to buy a plane ticket to get horribly overpriced airport food/booze?

That is not the original Wolfenstein.

There are only three Yelp reviews:

Yeah that was an odd sentence. Double negative fail?