Hey, at least Drake is interacting with adult women for a change.

Exactly.

Smoothies in general are terrible so this does not displease me.

Heretic!  (and no, not the Doom-version!)

#11:  When you have 91 felony indictments

but it’s cool to stack them, right???   like what if I enjoy disagreeing with strangers when I’m drunk and emotional?

I gotta say, that’s some good Pho King beef!

Are people keeping fresh fruit in their cars?

What, exactly, is stopping that one guy from adding it to his soda?

I suspect the patty was dry because game meat’s tend to be much leaner than beef, so if you cook them just like a regular beef patty you end up with a dry burger.

I represent the venerable law firm of Dewey, Screwem, & Howe. We ask you immediately preserve all criticism of this so-called ‘product’ for when we gin up enough idiots to sign off on this new class action suit that the game in question is known to have been only of average size and not ‘big’.

It’s honestly not horrible for chain pizza if you get the right stuff: The thin crust with chicken, bacon and the garlic parm sauce is pretty damn good and the brownie is great...and what is it the stuffed cheesy bread with jalapenos and bacon too that’s not bad. Definitely better than anything I’ve had from Pizza…

Having stuff fall off a truck is a race thing. For example, how many of these trucks finish a race with even a 1/4 of the original body panels still attached.

You’re channeling 6th grade me, delighted by the lyrics I* came up with shortly after this was released.

Having gone through it once I think the entire jury process is stupid and a huge waste of time and resources. I would much rather take the French approach of 5 judges determine the outcome. They’re far more qualified than the rest of us to see through the lawyers and form an opinion.

I have had to show up many times but never had to stay for a trial. I used to do evaluations for a court as part of my duties at a substance abuse facility.  No one want me on their jury.  It is a total waste of my time and unfortunately, my state does not stop calling you up at age 70.  I just want them to leave me…

I’m genuinely interested in what prompted such a response. Two responses, in fact! I wrote that being inexperienced is OK, and that good ideas come from anyone, even the new person. I will listen and give respect to everyone I work with. I have 100% given loud, vocal praise and support to new employees who have …

Same thing applies to interviews. After someone explains how the “team” did something great, I almost always ask, “So, what did YOU do?”. I’m not hiring the team, I’m hiring you.

Not to mention titles can often be misleading. I currently have the word ‘Specialist’ in my title but considerably more responsibility than my position at my last company that had ‘Manager’ in it. Depending on the state of the company, how it was structured, and who did the naming, the same title can mean drastically…

The thing is, you’re having meetings with co-workers, not trying to impress someone at a cocktail party. If I know you’re our new, freshly-graduated Editorial Assistant, but you insist on sidestepping this fact and introducing yourself as some vague “member of the editorial team,” I’m going to assume you’re a bit of a…