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Which is weird, because I love the horse collar.

The Edsel was under-appreciated. The shape of the grille opening is what killed it.

I think someone put it best that the Cybertruck is a loyalty test. Something to determine how MUCH you like the Kool-aid. It’s bad at being a truck, reports that it’s dangerous to drive, i.e. suspension, brakes, etc. were nearly impossible to manage because they started with something that wasn’t meant to be a truck.

Honestly the guy from Ford vs. Ferrari was perfect, but that was a typecast. They probably wanted this thing to be an english-first movie with a name people recognized. 

I guess the money wasn’t in the banana stand after all...

If you plan to continue going to panda express the vouchers are the way to go as the value in most states would be around $17 compared to the anticipated $10. that being said it really depends how the value of the vouchers is counted towards the settlement cost. If it’s just the cost for the company then a higher

It’s the restaurant patrons staring at their phone that get me. I mean, do what you want, it’s not as though it impacts me personally, but I don’t understand why some people make the effort to go out and to pay for a restaurant atmosphere only to stare at a phone the whole time. You’re supposed to watch and judge the

I was at a distillery over the weekend, they brought out the whole absinthe rig for one of the tables and I thought ‘Ha, amateurs!’.

Anise eaters, unite!

I tell you what: you don’t try to convince me that anchovies taste good, and I won’t try to convince you that black licorice tastes good. Fair enough?

Missed a few.

Regular old air is ~80% nitrogen to start with - that extra 20% isn’t going to make a bit of difference in a street-driven car.

Man the guy staged a coup on the US capitol. It’s okay to clown on his mugshot.

I would like to sleep at night thinking my liberal views are right”

I thought it was the look my child used to get when filling a diaper.

please... reign in the smugness...

I think it’s required to be petty about this. The orange lardass motherfucker tried to take over the country by sicking the Egg McMuffin Mafia on the Capitol.

It really is a visual depiction of his anger, fear and humiliation all in one photo.

Even his mugshot looks like a child having a tantrum.

Okay, Biden, now’s the time to commission Trump’s portrait for the presidential gallery.