I had my first package stolen this week. My wife and I both work from home and can pretty easily make it to the door - but the delivery guys have stopped pushing the doorbell, so it’s impossible to know when the packages are being delivered. I know they’re in a crazy rush due to Amazon’s requirements, but they are…

Wait, the secret to getting extra BBQ sauce on burgers is to be rude?  I wish I had known this sooner!  They’re usually too dry.

What ever that is I hope you find your center and be good to yourself - others.

I didn’t call you fat. I wrote consuming excessive trans fats can make you irritable. You might be rail thin and four foot one - I don’t know. You need to stop blaming other people for your irrational thinking and irritability. Everyone is not out to get you or hurt you. You are an adult and capable of controlling…

Patiently waiting for people to start fighting late stage capitalism.

“from someone who spent their college years shilling sliced beef beneath the glow of a red cowboy hat”

You missed one of the simplest and best options. A package security box, I bought one back when COVID started, metal cube bolted to the porch, with a digital code that is shared with Amazon and Fedex. When they deliver a package they open it up and put it in the box, 90% of what I order fits in the box. I have never…

“is that why they quickly put it away with a guilty look on their face...?”

In highschool i used to work at a local BBQ place that happened to have a drive through. We made our own sauce there. I always kept a few special super mega death hot sauces handy for special customers.

Lmao seeing as how I was referring to you, you just put yourself on a watchlist hahahhaha though I’m sure you’re already rocking a Megan’s Law page already. You should probably learn to read but I’ll let the FBI know to keep closer tabs on you so that you don’t, you know, go off on a rampage like you white incels are…

“..but I reported to FBI for hate speech and threatening violence.”

aww lemme guess: your ex was a waitress and she moved onto a dude who is much more sexually fulfilling than you are. Now you’re basically one comment section away from shooting up a local walmart or killing your ex because she’s moved on.

Don’t eat any kind of sandwich while driving.  That way lies madness.

Fortunately I live in an area where politeness and friendliness is a strong value (the whole region—a couple counties—only has 200K people). During my 13 month stint as a Starbucks barista, with plenty of time taking and handing out drive-through orders, “bad” customers were few and far between. I pretty much relied…

Window cashiers are looking at their phones now more than ever to complete Doordash and Uber eats orders.

There is a McDonald’s right by my office. I have worked at the same place 20+ yrs and some coworkers and I used to go there weekly (we don’t anymore, people come and go, not to mention now we all work from home). But for all those years I would see one counter/drive thru guy and one manager woman every week. They’re…

As a formwr food service wage slave i loved this and it made me laugh really hard...

Sold a couple of gift cards to one of these sites recently (the downside of working remotely for a company you live far away from is that if they give you a gift card, it might be for a store you don’t live near either). Was a pretty easy experience and yeah I can imagine it would be worth it for gift cards to…

Please pull around to the second window.

Your voice should hold every bit of the spark that’s gone out of her spirit. Speak as though you were addressing an old friend, with all the perkiness of quadruple espresso. More often than not, the customer will hate it.