ETA: Sorry, had to post this clip. The writers didn’t know anything about how oil pipelines work, so they consulted a team of pipeline engineers to help write this scene:

Netflix? Santa Clarita Diet. A zombie show at the apex of zombie shows, all-star cast, stellar writing...and they canceled it, despite being one of the most popular shows on their network at the time. Idiots! Had Cowboy Bebop penciled-in, but I didn’t even bother watching the first season because they canceled it…

Prime seems to actually give a shit about creating quality content and maintaining it; their biggest problem is marketing and garnering audiences. Never checked Walmart+’s catalogue, but Prime also has a slew of other benefits outside of their streaming services.

If they’re really doing this bad, maybe they should just close their stores and stick to selling their frozen stuff.

That’s fucking crazy. I’d take the money from the safe and tell them to call the cops.

That’s what Chantell’s for!

I use the “Latest” page, which looks a lot more like the OG G/O site.

Bojangle’s has had pimento cheese for a while now; you can either order it on a sandwich or ala carte as a dip / spread. It’s a bit overpowering; I’ve tried it on both the cajun filet biscuit and sausage biscuit, but it drowned-out the flavor of the meat. I think it’s best served on the country ham biscuit, which is…

We have several Brother all-in-ones at work, and they also do this. The worst part is that we only print in black-and-white but still have to replace the color cartridges to make them functional again.

I have a regular who always orders a BLT; this is served on an Italian hoagie roll, but wheat works just as well:

You need to make haste to the closest Bojangles. If you go through the drive-thru, you can add extra butter to any biscuit or sandwich. Once had an aquaintance who worked there and brought me a butter biscuit with 4x butter.

The biscuits are passable when you get the Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit. They slather that shit on there, and my man...they are Manna from the Heavens!

These idiots need to learn how to run their businesses. I’m not your accountant, do your damn job.

OK, Avish who sells “pijja.” I typically leave a 20% tip, but since you’re going to give 19% of that SERVICE CHARGE to your servers, that means I can just tip them 1%, right?

Aren’t all preservatives chemicals? Unless Wahlburgers Pickles somehow incorporated refrigeration or UV tech into their packaging, their case seems suspect.

“I’ll take a dozen, please.”

FYI, caffeinated alcoholic beverages were banned at the federal level around a decade ago, so these won’t actually contain caffeine.

You can legally ask, but it’s rather pointless. It puts your employer in a VERY unpleasant position if you refuse service to someone with legit service animal, even if they present no documentation.

Hey, beats being Pumpkin Spice!

Eh, I always hold off on salt. It’s a last resort ingredient; you whip out the salt when, no matter what else you throw at a dish, it still tastes like shit.