Food Lion occasionally has Wild Mike’s on sale for 3 / $10, and you can bet your ass I load-up every time they go on-sale! It’s crazy to think that $3.33 can feed a family of four with such good pizza, yet, here we are.

I was going to say, the real news here is that somewhere in America, there happens to be a functional McFlurry machine...

And fast food!

He taught Automotive Engineering, so, yeah...would normally trust an instructor in that field with my automobile.

Yeah, I drove a ‘93 Altima @ 120 MPH for several hundred miles / week for several weeks without going through $4k worth of tires and brakes. Both these guys are full of shit.

Yeah, I’d just as soon go for an R8 or McLaren, myself.

Exactly. These trucks aren’t going off-roading, they’re taking Jaxton, Braxton, and Draxton to soccer practice and picking up groceries. Glad to know that Mr. Regular’s a mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, Trump-supporting troglodyte, though.

No thanks; I graduated middle school, and plus, I’d rather not.

“You just move on ‘em, like a fish.”

So...where does Trump stay between processing and arraignment? I’m assuming it’s in county jail? PLEASE TELL ME HE’S GOING TO JAIL!

Had to chuckle at that line a bit; it’s crazy! It almost seems like LH leaving G / O resulted in a phenomenal increase in the quality of writing and editing.

You can only use it once per order, but you can order as many times as the manager will allow.

It’s weird; I absolutely LOVED the Beefy Crunch, two Beefy Crunch Burritos were my go-to order...but...you can already get the Beefy Melt Burrito. The only difference is red strips vs. Flamin’ Hot Fritos. The problem here is that they’ll wind up bringing it back, but selling it for twice as much money for what’s…

I was gonna say, the new can design sucks ass. How in the Hell am I supposed to hold that?

Must be the franchisee; the Wendy’s I frequent is always clean, with fast, friendly service and the food’s always fresh. I get a Bourbon Bacon Burger there about once a week.

Subway has wraps, although I haven’t tried one in the 2.5 years I’ve worked there.

I just bought this:

Me and my friend were hardcore; we’d do two 24-hour races every weekend, and sometimes a few during the week. We’d usually take turns “sleeping” and do two 6-hour shifts each (of course, we would both stay up and bitch at each other about technique! lol)

Why didn’t he just change the channel? I would have fed him to the garden!

I signed up for his “Everybody Gets a Lambo” sweepstakes (no, I didn’t get an actual Lambo, unfortunately!). Apparently he gives the winner / recipient a check that covers taxes and insurance for the first year. Might have to sell it after a year, but hey, at least you got to enjoy it for a little while!