Yup! It also makes sense from the grocer’s perspective; instead of turning someone away, they loan them a hundred bucks for groceries until they get their paycheck, so they’re basically guaranteeing themselves a sale down the road. Win-Win.

Maybe all the people she forced to remain prisoners in their own homes? Have some Goddamn perspective, FFS. She’s a hypocrite to the Nth-degree. Why is this so fucking hard for you to understand?

Mostly agree, but Holy Shit, has the quality gone down! You didn’t hear this from me, but by Q4 we’re going to start slicing the meats in-house, which going into a school year is going to be a nightmare, considering the regs and BPP we already have to tolerate.

Honestly? It’s pretty easy. I mostly hone my blades in a professional setting. It’s an easy skill to learn, and I’ve practiced it among many industries, from automotive to foodservice. It even applies to homecooking! A good $50 set of tools can service thousands of dollars worth of cutlery! Definitely a great…

Sounds like you made a miraculous mistake, to me, anyway. :p

And...Some Collectors are idiots. These aren’t exactly museum pieces, they’re plastic bobbles that are never going to be worth anything.

Soooo...you want McDonald’s franchisees to dump millions of pounds of eco-waste into the ocean because you can’t wait for your plastic crap that you’ll eventually toss in the trash? It’s all crap, man. Grow up and get over it.

20 years in fast food: this is true. The boxes / toys / promotions never line-up, so you’ll get a mixed-bag unless you wait a week or two.

If you’re lucky, you get two:

I always got milk included with my lunch (I always went chocolate if it wasn’t sold-out, because it had more nutrients), but yeah...Capri Sun was awesome, but there wasn’t enough of it, or I’d break the straw because the seal wouldn’t break. Or I’d beg for Sunny D for some reason, despite the fact that it tasted like…

Hard disagree; people have it backwards these days. We need to rid the market of skim “milk.” Either whole milk or chocolate milk, which both contain tons of vital nutrients.

Pizza Hut followed suit not long after, IIRC. PJ’s is a little late to the game on this one. You just know Schnatter’s kicking himself in the ass right now thinking, “Wait...I could have been charging people the same amount of money for less food?!”

Eh, salad = 6" portions, Protein Bowls = 12" portion. The whole “No-Bready-Bowl” thing was a joke. Not saying it was funny, per se, but it kinda flew over everybody’s heads.

A small pepperoni clocks in @ $8, so you’re basically paying the same price for a medium pizza with no crust...pretty reasonable.

Dude, I used to eat that shit all the time in college! Then they added Flavor and it kinda ruined it...now I just eat Meow Mix.

FYI: The No-Bready-Bowl thing was just an advertising gimmick. They’re still called Protein Bowls, and we actually sell a fair amount of them. It’s basically just a double-meat salad with extra cheese...they’re pretty popular with the keto and gluten-free crowds. You can get all the sodium and cholesterol without any…

Pro-Tips: Microloans! Most of my grocers offer loans of up to $100, interest-free, if you pay them back in the next week. Some also give away free formula and diapers to familes in need, you’ll just need to ask a manager.

I highly recommend getting a decent sharpening setup and watching some videos on proper technique. I own 50 - 75 knives, and out of the lot, there’s only one I can’t sharpen myself. It’ll save you a ton of money over the years...or just buy cheap shit; it tends to be sharp from the factory...a few runs through a…

But is it stock? I imagine this only works in cruise control.