It’s a Dallar from GP2 (which was rebranded to F2 at some point), so actually a “lesser” car than F1...though, I sure as Hell wouldn’t kick it out of bed. ;)

Likewise, I do the same thing the van does when I break a wheel off in Grid; just finish that shit on 3 wheels and use the walls to steer!

Taking a lifted truck would be incredibly stupid, but would I race my little factory V6 C1500 to something like this, no problem. It’d be fun as Hell, and you can’t really bitch about “taking it to the track” then insult people for enjoying their cars in a safe environment.

I remember getting a safety briefing from management at Tyson every time there was an OSHA-recordable lost-time accident; these included photographs of the aftermath, illustrations depicting the interaction between the specific piece of equipment and the specific body part, and a graphic synopsis including what…

Eh, that cast iron skillet thing is still bullshit. You’re gonna need to use an abrasive pad on it at some point if you don’t want your guests getting e. coli or some shit. The trick is to dry the skillet, then coat with oil to keep it from rusting. We used PAM back when I was washing dishes; sure, you can use…

When my mom died, her side of the family just dumped everything on my sister (who has a substance abuse problem and was totally incapable of handling the situation.)

Meh...a lot of my pr0n is posted in WebP format, and I’ve had no problems. I’ll just stick with not converting them.

Nah man, got GOTTA get a deep-fryer. It’s the only proper way to cook a fry.

Yes, they are dank! They’re probably processed by Ore-Ida, but with better quality ingredients. Ore-Ida made some that were BBQ flavored that were bomb-as-fuck, as well. My GOAT has to be the Ore-Ida Zesty Straights, though the Curls are good, too. I’ll never forgive them for discontinuing the BBQ wedges, though.

Their regular fries are phenomenal when deep-fried in peanut oil. Taste almost identical to McD’s!

Honestly, I think it would be stellar if people would start building adult-sized Play Places. Charge an entry fee and make all the patrons sign waivers...maybe serve alcohol and incorporate something like laser-tag. That would be the shit!

You must be Venom!

I worked in a clean room, and even there we’d occasionally find bacterium in swabs. Listerium’s basically everywhere and on everything, and it’s almost impossible to kill.

No, she was cool, it was her ex that was crazy. For example, the idiot stole her car title and tried to sell her car.

Question: what should I do if I’m white, but look hispanic? What would you recommend as a good spray de-tanner? I want to look like Casper fucked a loaf of Wonder Bread.

Had a lady friend that stayed with me for a while after she broke-up with an abusive piece of shit...after he realized that there were always several guys with violent criminal records hanging around 24/7, some of which were some BIG MOTHERFUCKERS, the little bitch decided to call in an anonymous tip and got my house…

Look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants! The pigs have attempted to raid me a few times...now they call ahead and politely ask me if I’ve committed any crimes. The best way to deal with this is by being naked and carrying a large assalt knife. Since you don’t know when the raid is happening, it’s better to just be naked and…

The canned chicken breast chunks from Swanson is the shit! Also: tuna.

Claire’s absolutely correct, though; a meat by itself isn’t a proper meal, you need at least two meats to make it a meal. Otherwise it’s just a snack.

I watched Ted Lasso with my free trial; I didn’t have any trouble with Firefox. I just had to unblock the Apple+ URL and it worked perfect. I really wanted to see Macbeth, but it didn’t come out until right after my trial ended. :*(