Right?

With 30 minute delivery, I’ll still be drunk enough to drive it when it gets here!

No, Amazon will sub-contract your local newspaper delivery boy to get it there on a Sunday, and he will slide it off the top off his RHD Subaru wagon, miss the driveway completely, and there you are in your robe, trying to figure out where the key-fob is; it comes tomorrow through USPS.

But if you HAD a Prius, would you have slept in it at his insistence?

False: Anyone who has ridden a fixie is too busy talking about PBR and being vegan

I love it when people get unhinged when they see swear words in articles. When the vane was still here, there were a few articles just on the reader feedback they got when they swore in an article.

LOL... it would suck if a car was subject to Add-Ons... imagine if you had to buy a CRF450R as well, to get best price on a Civic Type-R.

You are so right, real toddlers belong in the trunk!

From one parent of a toddler to another, Jason, any good parent would bring the real kid to the show. And make him stand just like this, sort of like those living statue buskers who stand really still and then scare the hell out of a 12-year-old girl who gets too close. Those are real-life skills.

Alcohol is the only reason I would buy a double sided clock that has to be hard wired and hung from the ceiling.

And will the mailperson throw it at my front door?

How does he get his feet back on the pedals?

BMW 2 liter M10 Wine/Booze rack

The “no screens” thing stood out to me for some reason, sounds like one of those really pretentious yuppie parents who brag about how they don’t let their kids watch TV or play any games.

I DON’T KNOW I’M A NEW ENZO I GUESS!

I think that’s what they love my ‘94 burb has an oil change sticker that says 233,xxx and a odometer that says 246,xxx the pedal is held to the floor for more than 10 seconds at least once a day, and it pulls a trailer for work or play at least 2 or 3 times a month. Everything works like new except the leather.

...I think you might want to see a podiatrist.

Bimmerang

Right? It almost makes me want to make a second account and use it with a bot just to spite them.