asynonymous
Alcoholic Synonymous
asynonymous

They must have officers working doing nothing but sobriety field tests.

Oh, why thank you! It’s funny because it’s true.

*lolz @ Darth Phelps*

I toyed with the idea of converting my Suburban to a dually, then realized that I’d be driving around like that until I could afford the rear-end.

The first thing I thought when I saw that quote was “Hey, look, Chinese people aren’t afraid of white people! We really are moving up!”

Ah.

Don’t worry, soon The Weather Channel will be implementing “Chance of Clown” in your local forecast. Stay tuned!

North Carolinians.

Yeah, and you got to the give the man credit where credit is due:

Wasn’t this already made into a horrible movie, like, 10 years ago?

I seriously just don’t understand the point of all this. What kind of llama just sits around waiting for “up to the second” updates of a phone that won’t even go on sale for a couple more months?

I don’t think those are going to be the production taillights; notice how they don’t really jibe with the wrap...looks kinda like they just stuck some trailer lights to make it street legal.

“It’s becoming something that a number of years ago, a short number of years ago, wasn’t even word.”

“And now the cyber is so big, and you know you look at what they’re doing with the internet.”

Is it just me, or does that mom in the first pic look like she should be the killer in some sort of Evil Dead reboot?

Yeah, but who actually only uses half a roll? That’s like energy drinks; they come in a non-reclosable can, and they say “2 Servings” on the label, but I’ve never seen anyone actually drink just half.

Meh, 240 mg isn’t very strong...I remember eating something like 10 white Euro’s and 5 yellow Rolexes that ended up being around 1,200 mg total once, and I mixed that with a 12-pack.

There are team racing and fighting games.

I almost bought a ‘76 Thunderbird (looked identical to this, except T-tops and a rectangular rear window instead of oval)...excellent condition for $1,000.