BMW 2 liter M10 Wine/Booze rack

The “no screens” thing stood out to me for some reason, sounds like one of those really pretentious yuppie parents who brag about how they don’t let their kids watch TV or play any games.

I DON’T KNOW I’M A NEW ENZO I GUESS!

I think that’s what they love my ‘94 burb has an oil change sticker that says 233,xxx and a odometer that says 246,xxx the pedal is held to the floor for more than 10 seconds at least once a day, and it pulls a trailer for work or play at least 2 or 3 times a month. Everything works like new except the leather.

...I think you might want to see a podiatrist.

Bimmerang

Gotta save money, gotta cut taxes. Isn’t that the most important thing in the world?

JEAHL!

That’s a labor of love. I can think of no less than 9,000 better ways to spend my time. Among those 9,000 things: Becoming the country’s foremost 3rd amendment expert (are these troops? is there a war? is this my house?), trying to break the world record for speed husking corn, inventing deep sea hang gliding, and…

“Zombie Dodge” is a wonderful name for a racing team. Someone should capitalize on that.