Gotta save money, gotta cut taxes. Isn’t that the most important thing in the world?

My son has a peanut allergy and has to keep an epi-pen with him at all times. These are really expensive life preservers. The devices, most of the time, expire before they are ever needed, but you never want to be caught with out one. I am lucky and my insurance covers most of the cost, but that just means my HMO…

Weren’t terrorist Twitter accounts a valuable resource for the FBI, CIA, etc.?

My older child ran around the house nonstop to get the counter high enough. My younger child put hers on the dog.

The problem with this argument is that literally nobody thinks the people of North Korea are somehow “bad.” This isn’t some cultural misunderstanding, nobody’s sitting there going “Gee, man, I don’t know about those 5 year-old North Korean dirt farmers. They seem pretty sketchy.”

I have no idea who this person is, and haven’t watched any of his videos, so forgive me if this question seems silly.

JEAHL!

That’s a labor of love. I can think of no less than 9,000 better ways to spend my time. Among those 9,000 things: Becoming the country’s foremost 3rd amendment expert (are these troops? is there a war? is this my house?), trying to break the world record for speed husking corn, inventing deep sea hang gliding, and…

“Zombie Dodge” is a wonderful name for a racing team. Someone should capitalize on that.